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mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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17 hours ago with 29 notes | reblog

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Alright, here we go.  Soon we will have a new episode of Welcome to Night Vale.  Should there be any upset, I want everyone to do a couple things before calling out the social justice warriors.

  1. CHECK YOUR FACTS. For the love of Pete people.  Before you do anything, check your facts.  Don’t you dare start posting malicious things unless you check your facts. 
  2. Even if the horrible things you hear are truedo not go and post things and bash that person without talking to them first.  There are two sides to almost every story and both of them deserve to be heard.  Try to talk to the person first.
  3. And if you disregard the two steps above, DO NOT USE THEIR REAL NAME IN ANY POST YOU MAKE.  DON’T FUCKING DO IT.  DO NOT FUCKING DO IT. DON’T.

Now, here’s what I want.  I want a nice evening to listen to the new episode with minimal drama, and I’m sure the creators would love to have that as well since their last two episodes have been muddled by the events at DashCon and the whole issue with Sodomquake.

So let’s not have a repeat ok? Cool.  I love this show and this fandom, but good grief we really fucked up last time ok?  So let’s try not to make the same mistakes twice

  • 1: Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
  • 2: What is your favorite breakfast?
  • 3: What kind of weather is your favorite?
  • 4: When was the last time you climbed a tree?
  • 5: What was your favorite year in school (so far)?
  • 6: What colors has your hair been in your life?
  • 7: Do you prefer your hair long or short?
  • 8: What's your go to sitting around on the couch food?
  • 9: What clubs do/did you participate in at school?
  • 10: What's the first money you ever legitimately purchased?
  • 11: What's the first album you ever legitimately purchased?
  • 12: How would you describe your aesthetic?
  • 13: What are little things that your good friends know about your that casual friends don't notice?
  • 14: What is something you and your best friend say/do that seems strange to an outsider?
  • 15: Do you like to sleep near the wall, the middle, or the open side of the bed?
  • 16: What's the strangest rumor that has ever been spread about you?
  • 17: What is the most flattering compliment you remember receiving?
  • 18: How involved were you in the drama of your high school?
  • 19: What's the most uncomfortable thing a stranger online has said to you?
  • 20: What's an embarrassing thing that has happened to you?
  • 21: When sleeping with another person do you prefer to stay over at your house or theirs?
  • 22: Do you ever send anonymous messages of any variety?
  • 23: Do you feel comfortable running into people from your high school?
  • 24: What laws are that you feel bothered by?
  • 25: Do you like to cuddle while you are sleeping?
  • 26: Do you know how many people you have kissed?
  • 27: What are things you find really sexy in other people?
  • 28: What are your favorite parts of your own body?
  • 29: What are you favorite places to be touched?
  • 30: Do you or have you ever owned any sex toys?
  • 31: How many times have you had sex with the last person you slept with?

21 hours ago with 4 notes | reblog

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

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