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cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

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hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

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In my experience; children are rude, teenagers are rude, adults are rude and old people are rude. Basically leave me alone.

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Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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